“The man in the beige coat just pulled a black briefcase out of his trunk. He is speaking to a brunette in a red dress. She is taking the briefcase from him and passing him a Manila envelope. Yes, I think that we’ve got our man. Wait… I’ve just been spotted- must take cover!”
Dreaming about [...]
“OK boys, one more game before the Mrs. gets home. Hey, Freddie – what did I tell you about smokin’ them cigars in the house. You know the Mrs. don’t like that. Don’t make me walk over there and kick your a@#! Now pass me the whiskey…”
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”So, as I was saying, right, me and me mates were walkin’ through the jungle and we saw these giant yellow bananas! And they were like THIS BIG! And me mate, Carl, and I had had a few too many pints to drink, if ya know what I mean. We thought that we must have [...]
”Just a minute, now, I’m writing a letter to Mr. Toodleybottoms. I am struggling with the concluding sentence: ‘The bottom line, Mr. Toodleybottoms, is that we appreciate all of your hard work.’ No, that isn’t quite right. How about this: ‘Toodle-loo, Mr. Toodleybottoms, until we meet again!’ Oh, rats, I can’t seem to get it [...]
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